Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Hail Britannia! (Politely, Of Course)

Dear British People,

Thank you; we understand you now.

Sincerely, America.

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WHAT THE 
BRITISH SAY
WHAT THE BRITISH 
MEAN
WHAT FOREIGNERS UNDERSTAND
I hear what you say I disagree and do not want to discuss it further He accepts my point of view
With the greatest respect You are an idiot He is listening to me
That's not bad That's good That's poor
That is a very brave proposal You are insane He thinks I have courage
Quite good A bit disappointing Quite good
I would suggest Do it or be prepared to justify yourself Think about the idea, but do what you like
Oh, incidentally/ by the way The primary purpose of our discussion is That is not very important
I was a bit disappointed that I am annoyed that It doesn't really matter
Very interesting That is clearly nonsense They are impressed
I'll bear it in mind I've forgotten it already They will probably do it
I'm sure it's my fault It's your fault Why do they think it was their fault?
You must come for dinner It's not an invitation, I'm just being polite I will get an invitation soon
I almost agree I don't agree at all He's not far from agreement
I only have a few minor comments Please rewrite completely He has found a few typos
Could we consider some other options I don't like your idea They have not yet decided

2 comments:

  1. Speaking as a Brit, "Quite good" has two meanings:

    With emphasis on the "good" it means "I was expecting a heap of junk, but this is pretty good".

    With emphasis on the "quite" it means "Totally unacceptable, but I read somewhere this thing called enthusiasm could be useful".

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